Saturday, 1 August 2009

reasons y i never visit rich people

typical day in a richman who wants to show off's house

Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer: "tea please"

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"

Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"

Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Answer: "With cow milk please (getting irritated)

. Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: " Um, I'll take it black.

" Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Answer: "Cane sugar ")

Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

Answer: " oh well Forget it."

From the archives of the mischievous imagination of a crazy chic
Still crazyafteralltheseyears

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