Monday, 11 January 2010

the complete definition of farouk

Faarouk
An idiot who cant differentiate between an explosive (a bomb) and fireworks (banga )

Pronounced

GENERAL DEFINITION
A specimen or an individual who fails woefully in an attempt to blow up a plane.
An ignoramus who is unable to operate a simple device .

The term farouk can be likened to someone who cant change the batteries of a remote, turn off the tap or even open the door

OTHER DEFINITIONS
A biological error that should have been aborted

SYNONYMS
Dunce, Dundee, odensin, oponu, odoyo, oda, ode, oloshi , idiot

BIOLOGICAL DEFINITION
ignoronamoficious specimenidiota derived from the nincompoop family claimed to have been in existence many moons ago.

MATHEMATICAL EQUATION
3 (2FA^3 + 6RO^2 + 7UK^2) + 4(3NGA^3 + 4YEM^2 + 6TG ) – (7GN^3 + 9JND^2+ 2 AMD) =
WHERE FA + RO+UK = FARUK
&
NGA =NINJA
YEM= YEMEN
GN = GHANA
JND = JAHND
TG =TOGO
AMD= AMSTERDAM

CHEMICAL COMPOSITION
4BS
NS2
2D2A

CHEMICAL EQUATION
4BS+ NS2+2D2A=
Where BS= Bull Shit
NS = nonsense
DA- dumb ass

Characteristics
1. in efficient
2. craves attention
3. severely dense and retarded
4. unable to operate a simple device like a TV switch button



GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION
potential location should be Guantanamo bay

please note that the term farouk replaces idiot in the dictionary ..


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1 comment:

Gbenro said...

abeg no kill me wiv laughter o