The Gospel as recorded in the book of Dashington Chapter 1: 1-15
And thou shalt soar thy wild oats upon the land and have many baby mamas.
Thou shalt have half a score
Wherefore thou shalt waketh up one day and decided to take the bone of thy bone
And thou shalt arise and proceedeth to the land of Ibom which lieth the town of Yuo
Ye shalt choose upon thy self a handmaiden( one of thy bàby mamas) from the lineage of Mac as wife.
And thou shalt be merry with all pomp and pageantry.
And this union shall be pleasing in the sight of the king of yuo and he shall bestow upon thee and thy handmaiden and gift of a beast from the east and thou shalt name the beast "PRADO".
And now thou shalt proceed across the waters to a land where thou shalt be joined in holy matrimony with thy handmaiden.
Thou shalt steal the shine from whoever tieth the knot on that day.
Thou shalt infiltrate social media and trend on twitter.
And behold, a man called David the son of Mark shall bestow upon thee another. gift and thou shalt name it FERRARI .
And the people shalt screameth and curseth the son of Mark for such evils.
And thou shalt return to thy father's land and take care of thy baby mamas
And thou shalt seek out Ximena the daughter of Ona-A
And thou shalt give her the ferrari and the Lord shalt bless thee and thy soul unto this day.
FROM the mischievous imagination of a crazy babe
still crazy after all these years