KOKUMO- LAZARINA IS BACK FROM THE DEAD, SHOUT HALLELUYAH!!!!
Eyin oluwa logo- Shout halleluyah.
So all the while kokumo- Lazarina was off our radar and said to be on a health farm (which farm isn’t healthy? Even Ganga farms are healthy) , or was on holiday abroad after the stress of the elections and thank you parties and what not? She wasn’t on Holiday? Boo- hoo how sad?
And the village town crier Ogbeni Adisa Apati was just going about with the iroyin ayo ( good news) that Lazarina was resting abroad… He was right technically tho’ we all were misinformed about the exact place she was resting. She was obviously resting in the bosom of Abraham and not in the bosom of Abroad. Now to the koko of the matter: when she died where did her soul transcend to heaven or hell or was she just hovering undecided?
Lets assume she went to heaven. Now my question is this, How can you spend seven days in heaven and come back to this miserable earth ( abi this beautiful country ( im being sarcastic here) where they remove fuel subsidy and chop oil money and siphon pension’s fund and don’t give a damn about its masses. For what ?? ehn Maka why nau?
Or did she come back to live in her mansion ni? The 4Billion naira mansion. How can it be that lazarina won’t set foot in her mansion? Ko possible mehn..
Or did she come back to give us a warning from the Lord Jesus Christ, that he is coming soon?
Can someone help me ask her what the place looked like? Was she not content walking thru the pearly gates and the streets paved with gold and the angels sing “HOSSANA IN THE HIGHEST”. For the life of me Lazarina, why did you come back to earth?
Or did she go to hell??? I shudder to think she must have given the devil a tough time. He realized he had to evict her and fast about it too before she comes and kills him.
And suddenly she awoke , she awoke , halleluyah.
FROM THE ARCHIVES of a mischievous imagination of a crazy geh . still crazy after all these years (C) 2013.
So all the while kokumo- Lazarina was off our radar and said to be on a health farm (which farm isn’t healthy? Even Ganga farms are healthy) , or was on holiday abroad after the stress of the elections and thank you parties and what not? She wasn’t on Holiday? Boo- hoo how sad?
And the village town crier Ogbeni Adisa Apati was just going about with the iroyin ayo ( good news) that Lazarina was resting abroad… He was right technically tho’ we all were misinformed about the exact place she was resting. She was obviously resting in the bosom of Abraham and not in the bosom of Abroad. Now to the koko of the matter: when she died where did her soul transcend to heaven or hell or was she just hovering undecided?
Lets assume she went to heaven. Now my question is this, How can you spend seven days in heaven and come back to this miserable earth ( abi this beautiful country ( im being sarcastic here) where they remove fuel subsidy and chop oil money and siphon pension’s fund and don’t give a damn about its masses. For what ?? ehn Maka why nau?
Or did she come back to live in her mansion ni? The 4Billion naira mansion. How can it be that lazarina won’t set foot in her mansion? Ko possible mehn..
Or did she come back to give us a warning from the Lord Jesus Christ, that he is coming soon?
Can someone help me ask her what the place looked like? Was she not content walking thru the pearly gates and the streets paved with gold and the angels sing “HOSSANA IN THE HIGHEST”. For the life of me Lazarina, why did you come back to earth?
Or did she go to hell??? I shudder to think she must have given the devil a tough time. He realized he had to evict her and fast about it too before she comes and kills him.
And suddenly she awoke , she awoke , halleluyah.
FROM THE ARCHIVES of a mischievous imagination of a crazy geh . still crazy after all these years (C) 2013.
1 comment:
I'm guessing this must be about Patience Jonathan lol
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