MY BUCKET LIST PART 1

A bucket list is said to be the list of things you want to do before you kick the bucket. In no particular order sha but I hope to achieve this before before becomes befored. THAT IS eye dot e, what id like to do, what id like to see and what I want. 1.
Travel back in time.
2.
Visit like 120 countries or better yet travel around the world..
3.
Climb Mount Everest.
4.
Visit Ikogosi Warm Spring and spend 7 days ( who knows I may see the future of Nigeria) .
5.
Fly a plane ( not the yerinbeto, sokinso Cessna oh . I mean a Boeing 747 )
6.
Steal the moon and sell it on Ebay ( May God forgive me) .
7.
Own the best ICT coy ever
8.
have a cyber/ Food café
9.
Sleep in the Sahara Desert for 3 days and 3 nights. ( I swear I will do it ) .
10.
Ask Goodluck Jonathan why he refused to wear shoes ( or was it cos of the saying he who wears shoes knows where it pinches) .
11.
Bungle Jumping ( weeeeeee-aaaaaaahhhhh) .
12.
I’d like to see Reuben and Labaran enter molue. As driver and conductor respectively.
13.
Be on tv ( nay, rain check!!!!) .
14.
Trend on twitter. ( Need to wake up sha) .
WHAT I'D LIKE TO SEE HAPPEN IN MY LIFE TIME 15.
I’d like to see the most transparent corrupt free government in the history of Nigeria. ( Hope its in my life time sha);
16.
Stop stealing our money.
17.
Education /Housing for all by the year 2000( ah, its 2013 already fa)
. 18.
Randomly slapping people on the road.
19.
Become the president of Nigeria( Yes I can, I canner and I cannest,)
20.
High Five her Majesty the Queen. ( well, anything is possible)
. I may be impish but Dear Lord I really wanna achieve at least 75% of this bucket list 1. At least that’s why its called My Bucket list 1 as I have like 3 more bucket list before I finally kick the bucket.
So help me God.

y'all should keep out of trouble, stay safe, Keep shining and remain blessed.
Still crazy and loving it. (c)2013.

KOKUMO LAZARINA IS BACK FROM THE DEAD!!

KOKUMO- LAZARINA IS BACK FROM THE DEAD, SHOUT HALLELUYAH!!!! Eyin oluwa logo- Shout halleluyah.

So all the while kokumo- Lazarina was off our radar and said to be on a health farm (which farm isn’t healthy? Even Ganga farms are healthy) , or was on holiday abroad after the stress of the elections and thank you parties and what not? She wasn’t on Holiday? Boo- hoo how sad?

And the village town crier Ogbeni Adisa Apati was just going about with the iroyin ayo ( good news) that Lazarina was resting abroad… He was right technically tho’ we all were misinformed about the exact place she was resting.
She was obviously resting in the bosom of Abraham and not in the bosom of Abroad. Now to the koko of the matter: when she died where did her soul transcend to heaven or hell or was she just hovering undecided?
Lets assume she went to heaven. Now my question is this, How can you spend seven days in heaven and come back to this miserable earth ( abi this beautiful country ( im being sarcastic here) where they remove fuel subsidy and chop oil money and siphon pension’s fund and don’t give a damn about its masses.
For what ?? ehn Maka why nau?
Or did she come back to live in her mansion ni? The 4Billion naira mansion. How can it be that lazarina won’t set foot in her mansion? Ko possible mehn..

Or did she come back to give us a warning from the Lord Jesus Christ, that he is coming soon?

Can someone help me ask her what the place looked like? Was she not content walking thru the pearly gates and the streets paved with gold and the angels sing “HOSSANA IN THE HIGHEST”.
For the life of me Lazarina, why did you come back to earth?
Or did she go to hell???
I shudder to think she must have given the devil a tough time. He realized he had to evict her and fast about it too before she comes and kills him.
And suddenly she awoke , she awoke , halleluyah.

FROM THE ARCHIVES of a mischievous imagination of a crazy geh . still crazy after all these years (C) 2013.

letters to the valentinas as recorded in The Book of Love Chapter 14.

Jemimah and Ximena's letters to the valentinas as recorded in The Book of Love Chapter 14. (1) And thou shalt harken to the words of sense on this day.

(2)And it shall come to pass that on Valentine's day, excuses shall arise; Flat battery, I misplaced my phone, My BIS expired, Display picture on BB is refusing to change, My boss chose me for the trip, Traffic jams..etc. When thou seest these signs, be calm, keep thine heart in perfect peace and know that surely thou art not thine Boo's Boo.

(3)Do not let this revelation trouble thine heart, has the Lord not spoken? The heart of man is desperately wicked, who can know it?"

(4)Rejoice, again I say rejoice, Ye hath not reached thy bus stop!!

(5) And behold a day shall cometh when thy boo-boo shall traverse at thy bus stop and thou shalt rejoice in thy heart with exceeding great joy.

(6) And that blessed day cometh when thou shalt leave thy father, mother and be united with the boo-boo thou meetest at the bus-stop and thou shalt dance and sing and be happy.

.(7) And so i pray thee, oh child that thou shalt invite ximena to partake in the celebration of ofada rice,odeku, ponmo and iyan as the Lord provideth for thee.

(8) In all thy gettings on this day, get understanding! (9)The Grace of God be with you.

From the archives of the mischievous imagination of a crazy baybay stillcrazy (C) Ximena 2013