NAIJA HARD TALK--- XIMENA HERALD

The lost love
Once the citizens of this country were law abiding, love thy neighbour dove type. But today it’s all gone with the wind… whoosh...
The recent killings in jos has just confirmed that we no longer love one another. How can you explain the senseless mayhem that has left families in mourning, wives as widows, husband as widowers and even children as orphans. A catastrophe that wasn’t even their fault. An argument that could have been averted or prevented from escalating into a full blown religious war, and that my people is what I call internal terrorism

Sometimes I wonder how they do it, how would u attack someone you see and speak to literally everyday. It’s unbelievable; the same neighbour who is your closest relative has become your sworn enemy because your opinion about an issue is different. So what, we all agree to disagree but at the end of the day we reach a consensus that will benefit both parties. Jeez, what ever happened to diplomacy? Now, its “if you talk rubbish, I go shuck you”

For how long can we preach peace?

Too long have I lived among people who hate peace, who when I propose peace are all for war (psalm 120: 6-7)

Now if I jokingly call my delta neighbour “kolo” I may unknowingly start a series of inter tribal war.
I see inter tribal wars, religious crises as a man made disaster, let us pause here and move to the other side of the globe
HAITI
Own tragedy wasn’t as a result of their own doing (even though a certain man of God said they are paying for having a pact with the devil some 200 moons ago.. God calls people to repentance and never destroys his own) and suffered a fate that befell hundreds of thousands of Haitians. If only Nigerian will step out side their comfort zones and put themselves in the position of Haiti, would we then have the strength to stab and start a religious war when nature might pay us a surprise visit.


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We really should be thankful for the geographical location God has placed us.
He has blessed us with every thing we need and yet we still misbehave. If we all remember the parable of the sower, we haven’t sowed any of the resources God gave to us, should he not have taken it from us? But, nay, God loves us so much he is willing to give us chance after chances. And yet in our gratitude to God, we kill, destroy and maim the works of his creation.


Isn’t it about time we sorted our differences out? If not for us but for the sake of our unborn generation...

and remember while you are busy fighting over lands, burning down houses remember there are so many people who are homeless and starving and would do just about anything to have a room to lay their heads for the night....


When we start fighting over issues like these, how do we defend or stand up for one another when an external force attacks us
I wont even ask the obvious, but what d heck , with these mayhems here and there, does it mean that our lives and properties are not secured at any point in time…. ?

What ever happened to the phrase?
one nation bound in freedom, peace and unity?

Can we make Nigeria not just a nation but our home?
then if my people who bear my name humble themselves, and pray and seek my presence and turn from their wicked ways, I myself will hear from heaven and forgive their sins and restore their land. Now and for the future my eyes are open and my ears attentive to the prayer that is offered in this place.

A now a prayer for Nigeria

Thus says Yahweh:
At the favourable time I will answer you,
On the day of salvation I will help you,
I will restore your land and assign you the estates that lie waste


That said and done, my “normal” write-ups resumes effective immediately.
From the archives of mischievous imagination of a crasee baybay..

Still crazy after all these years
President of the republic of zanuidesodwaawuu

A NEW CONSTITUTION THOU RECEIVETH WITH LOVE FROM THE MOUNTAIN

Behold my brethren sixty days ago, begineth I a journey upon the mountains to obtaineth for thee a constitution/ agenda that will benefit us all.

Wherefore upon the mountain I geteth this agenda after I tarried so long here. After I cometh down from the mountain, I proceedeth forthwith to the land of the Mediterranean and renewed my spirit and rekindle bilateral relationships with the nation.

Wherein I journeyed back to the land of my fathers to give to you all citizens of the republic of zanuidesodwaawuu.
To my faithful and loyal backyard cabinet members, we shall all drink and be merry. And as I have returned you thee in one piece, I declare three days of celebration. Proceedeth there fore on the next Wednesday to my palace and celebrate.

In the spirit of mountainship and being a president that sends directives from her bb
I have come down with the constitution that is legal and binding to all and sundry. This constitution is supreme and super cedes all other constitution.

I beseech thee to comment on this note…

As I dey mountains for sixty days and I fit go there again if una wahala wan plenty for me.

Sections
1. Any idiot/farouk that contests this constitution shall be mutallabed
2. I decide where and when I want to travel
3 I decide who I want to tell and I decide the media house I will grant an interview.

4 Any one that tries or makes an attempt to impeach me shall forfeit all his/her properties

5 As the custodian and upholder of the law, I am the only one entitled to houses abroad. Any member of my cabinet, who owns even a studio flat overseas, will face a jail term of sixteen moons and ten eke days.

6 I reserve the right to travel at any time and send directives from my blackberry

7 I operate on a government that is accountable and transparent and shall in no way or forms accept bribes in form of cash, houses, cars or whatever. However, I can accept all these gifts under the guise of “re election” as most of you are aware that re election is round the corner

8 If you are appointed minister of justice, get a gown, a gavel and go to the court house.

8a All ministers must adhere strictly to the position accorded them. I shall not tolerate in my cabinet a minister running his/her mouth like the barbeach.
Failure to comply, severe consequences,

9 No minister shall visit any country while I am away.
If you have a problem with this agenda and would like to contest it, I suggest thou visitesth the mountain, get your own agenda and form your own country


Signed
Her Excellency

L.B engr senator presido Madame de Madame (special agent hosama-obama) fs, pss, etc, etc. aso asf
www.stillcrazyfteralltheseyears-xim.blogspot.com

the complete definition of farouk

Faarouk
An idiot who cant differentiate between an explosive (a bomb) and fireworks (banga )

Pronounced

GENERAL DEFINITION
A specimen or an individual who fails woefully in an attempt to blow up a plane.
An ignoramus who is unable to operate a simple device .

The term farouk can be likened to someone who cant change the batteries of a remote, turn off the tap or even open the door

OTHER DEFINITIONS
A biological error that should have been aborted

SYNONYMS
Dunce, Dundee, odensin, oponu, odoyo, oda, ode, oloshi , idiot

BIOLOGICAL DEFINITION
ignoronamoficious specimenidiota derived from the nincompoop family claimed to have been in existence many moons ago.

MATHEMATICAL EQUATION
3 (2FA^3 + 6RO^2 + 7UK^2) + 4(3NGA^3 + 4YEM^2 + 6TG ) – (7GN^3 + 9JND^2+ 2 AMD) =
WHERE FA + RO+UK = FARUK
&
NGA =NINJA
YEM= YEMEN
GN = GHANA
JND = JAHND
TG =TOGO
AMD= AMSTERDAM

CHEMICAL COMPOSITION
4BS
NS2
2D2A

CHEMICAL EQUATION
4BS+ NS2+2D2A=
Where BS= Bull Shit
NS = nonsense
DA- dumb ass

Characteristics
1. in efficient
2. craves attention
3. severely dense and retarded
4. unable to operate a simple device like a TV switch button



GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION
potential location should be Guantanamo bay

please note that the term farouk replaces idiot in the dictionary ..


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from the archives of a mischievous imaginatin of a crazy babay
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