Dear power people or what ever you are called now ,
It is with great pleasure from the back that I write this letter.
Should I be asking how you are? That would be a waste of resources. I heard gist sha, I hear you guys were formerly known as "electricity corporation of nigeria (ECN) and that time your head was kwarect.
That if you "want to take light" ( me, I won't write cut off power supply, this letter is not english composition) As I was saying, they say you people used to announce that you want to take light.
But nay, times have changed. You will just carry light like camel that has no home training.
*inserts hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss*
But we will light candle and start singing “ I am the future of the world , I am the hope of my nation…”
So what happened now? What changed? Ok, you people changed name to NEPA- National Electric Power Authority. (otherwise known as Never Expect Power Always.)
When authority enters something wahala must dey. You people will be flexing muscles on top of light, abeg enter iyana-oworo and flex muscles there joor.
you people did authority so tey una authority una sef to NEP PLC (No Electric Power, Please light candle)
and then you changed name again ashawo people.. to PHCN.
Power Holding Company of Nigeria ( yorubas have a saying like oruko lon so eniyan...)
And ever since you started calling your self Holding , you've been holding the light as if you will receive specially moulded slap from Lord Voldermont.
*interlude* Let there be light .... *ends interlude*
Has your life improved with this name changing and changes. ?
Shebi you know the original meaning of PHCN is PROBLEM HAS CHANGED NAME. You just changed name, no difference and And now you are BISCO- DISCO-GENCO-SISCO-REENCO-EJETERAMCO
Be giving us light 10seconds per day! Kilode, what is our offence? Did your babalawo say it is us that is doing you people ni?
This one you people are behaving like this on earth? Shey you won't carry this madness to heaven oh? will you see the road to heaven with your attitude?
Can you people see your lives outside? Sheri aiye yin lode! Upgrade your service nau, its only in this country people charge half full batteries. Spend more money on fuel than your actual "estimated, ridiculous monthly bills. Pity your conditions na. And the days you decide to give us light, we know that bill is coming the next day. Bill that even devil will shout. You kukuma cannot give us light 24/7 sef. Light that we rarely see to use and iron our cloth and watch feelim. Wait fest, Where do you people even see light to print the bills sef?
I forgot to mention something sef, you see when you suddenly cut light lojiji I just start singing “Ese ni bi eti bere Ese ibi teba de Adupe oh nepa Eti mu na lo”
I am yours sincerely @madamedemadame
From the archives of a mischievous imagination of a crazy babey still crazy after all these years. ©IYALODE 2014
Should I be asking how you are? That would be a waste of resources. I heard gist sha, I hear you guys were formerly known as "electricity corporation of nigeria (ECN) and that time your head was kwarect.
That if you "want to take light" ( me, I won't write cut off power supply, this letter is not english composition) As I was saying, they say you people used to announce that you want to take light.
But nay, times have changed. You will just carry light like camel that has no home training.
*inserts hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss*
But we will light candle and start singing “ I am the future of the world , I am the hope of my nation…”
So what happened now? What changed? Ok, you people changed name to NEPA- National Electric Power Authority. (otherwise known as Never Expect Power Always.)
When authority enters something wahala must dey. You people will be flexing muscles on top of light, abeg enter iyana-oworo and flex muscles there joor.
you people did authority so tey una authority una sef to NEP PLC (No Electric Power, Please light candle)
and then you changed name again ashawo people.. to PHCN.
Power Holding Company of Nigeria ( yorubas have a saying like oruko lon so eniyan...)
And ever since you started calling your self Holding , you've been holding the light as if you will receive specially moulded slap from Lord Voldermont.
*interlude* Let there be light .... *ends interlude*
Has your life improved with this name changing and changes. ?
Shebi you know the original meaning of PHCN is PROBLEM HAS CHANGED NAME. You just changed name, no difference and And now you are BISCO- DISCO-GENCO-SISCO-REENCO-EJETERAMCO
Be giving us light 10seconds per day! Kilode, what is our offence? Did your babalawo say it is us that is doing you people ni?
This one you people are behaving like this on earth? Shey you won't carry this madness to heaven oh? will you see the road to heaven with your attitude?
Can you people see your lives outside? Sheri aiye yin lode! Upgrade your service nau, its only in this country people charge half full batteries. Spend more money on fuel than your actual "estimated, ridiculous monthly bills. Pity your conditions na. And the days you decide to give us light, we know that bill is coming the next day. Bill that even devil will shout. You kukuma cannot give us light 24/7 sef. Light that we rarely see to use and iron our cloth and watch feelim. Wait fest, Where do you people even see light to print the bills sef?
I forgot to mention something sef, you see when you suddenly cut light lojiji I just start singing “Ese ni bi eti bere Ese ibi teba de Adupe oh nepa Eti mu na lo”
I am yours sincerely @madamedemadame
From the archives of a mischievous imagination of a crazy babey still crazy after all these years. ©IYALODE 2014
