THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY ANTHEM
My mind Is now off work
Monday to Thursday
And today is Friday
Glory be to God
And my boss stares at me
Brings me work to do
Soon will be 4pm
Closing time for me
Now my laptop freezes
And my bb pings
And I am on twitter
Friday is trending
My friends are on facebook,
Updating status
And d clock says tick tock
4’o clock is nigh
Now the week is over
Suyas drawing near
Visions of beer bottles
Is still on my mind.
Amen
From the archives of d mischievous imagination of a crazy behbeh
© ximena 2011
Still crazy after all these years
Friday, 5 August 2011
Monday, 24 January 2011
dear jega-my niggar -LIKE THAT NO SUPPOSE DEY OH
Dear inec shairman, aka jega-my niggar
How far now ? I be see you and bros jay-jay for teefee I say make I holla atcha , na then nepa come carry light. (what a wicked world we live in).
I hia say una say make we wash hand before we go register ? which kain moshin una dey use sef? If my hands are dirty, the machine should be able to read my prints regardless, right? Like that no suppose dey oh.
Besides, water to some people has become an essential commodity and will only wash their hands before and after eating and also after answering the call of nature. The last I checked washing hands cos of legisration doesn’t apply.
Make we analyze am sef, say for the sake of argument I wash my hand before I leaf my ause, after I don walk 5 km to d nearest registration centre, my hand no go dirty?
Do you know how many people I will say hello to and shake their hands, people like
Mutiu
Sefiu
Ikenna
Pius
Livinus
Lienus
Longinus
Hyacinth
Ireti
Sakiratu and secondus…
After shaking ten or more people would my hand still be clean ? or it would be cleaner—bros like that no suppose dey oh, you for just say make we use DAZZ wash hand nau.
If you still want our hands clean and void of dirty, perhaps you should supply water tankers to all registration centres and also accompany it with a trailer load on OMO , OMO SUPER BLUE OMO , SO “ na so so scent n aim all of us go dey scent” .
Again, you want people to turn our en-MASSE and register, please provide some gbedu for us, we can listen to oleku or scape goat while queuing like primary school pupils waiting to sing the nashunal aitem.
Oh and some people are tired of hearing “ heya battery just die nau”
LIKE THAT NO SUPPOSE DEY OH
From the archives of the mischievous imagination of a crazy babe
How far now ? I be see you and bros jay-jay for teefee I say make I holla atcha , na then nepa come carry light. (what a wicked world we live in).
I hia say una say make we wash hand before we go register ? which kain moshin una dey use sef? If my hands are dirty, the machine should be able to read my prints regardless, right? Like that no suppose dey oh.
Besides, water to some people has become an essential commodity and will only wash their hands before and after eating and also after answering the call of nature. The last I checked washing hands cos of legisration doesn’t apply.
Make we analyze am sef, say for the sake of argument I wash my hand before I leaf my ause, after I don walk 5 km to d nearest registration centre, my hand no go dirty?
Do you know how many people I will say hello to and shake their hands, people like
Mutiu
Sefiu
Ikenna
Pius
Livinus
Lienus
Longinus
Hyacinth
Ireti
Sakiratu and secondus…
After shaking ten or more people would my hand still be clean ? or it would be cleaner—bros like that no suppose dey oh, you for just say make we use DAZZ wash hand nau.
If you still want our hands clean and void of dirty, perhaps you should supply water tankers to all registration centres and also accompany it with a trailer load on OMO , OMO SUPER BLUE OMO , SO “ na so so scent n aim all of us go dey scent” .
Again, you want people to turn our en-MASSE and register, please provide some gbedu for us, we can listen to oleku or scape goat while queuing like primary school pupils waiting to sing the nashunal aitem.
Oh and some people are tired of hearing “ heya battery just die nau”
LIKE THAT NO SUPPOSE DEY OH
From the archives of the mischievous imagination of a crazy babe
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